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You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.
oh my GOD
PARDON ME BUT THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE FUCKING PARTS OF WHOSE LINE OMG
/SLAPS THIS ON BLOG AND TAGS REFERENCE FOR GOOD LAUGHS
GUESS WHO JUST DIED WATCHING THROUGH THE FIRST
YOU WANT THIS SHIT
You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father’s bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn’t.
Little Forrest, he’s doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He’s really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He’s so smart, Jenny. You’d be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can’t read it. I’m not supposed to, so I’ll just leave it here for you.
Jenny, I don’t know if Momma was right or if, if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.
A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
Stewards of the Earth
コダック, the “duck” Pokemon, is 2’7” and weighs 43.2 lbs. “Psyduck” is a combination of psychic + duck. Its lack of feathers and ability to fly, along with its claws, suggest that its design draws inspiration from a platypus. Psyduck is constantly stunned by its headache and is unable to think clearly. It usually stands immobile, trying to calm itself. However, when its headache becomes too severe, it releases tension in the form of strong psychic powers, which produce brain waves identical to those seen in sleepers. ゴルダック is 5’7” and weighs 168.9 lbs. “Golduck” is gold + duck. This blue duck is a fast swimmer, out-swimming even the most athletic of humans due to its webbed hands and feet. Even rough seas do not hamper its abilities, and it will sometimes rescue people from shipwrecks. The gem on its forehead glows when it uses psychic powers and occasionally when it swims at full speed. In addition, it can grant knowledge to its trainer and other Pokemon through telepathy.
Ducks, by Piper Thibodeau.